Tuesday, January 29, 2008


That Chinese place on Crestwood definitely wasn't there two days ago.

Monday, January 28, 2008


Incidentally, if anyone has seen this student, please contact Deputy Potts of the Brundlewood Police immediately.

Graduating BHS seniors: Remember senior portraits for students are now half-off at the Photo Hut.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008



Mayor Gene Weitzel has issued a belated apology for last year's accidental murder of Peggy the Pig.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


Turns out old Wendell Macduff really was buried under the town gazebo.

A very friendly young man in a blue suit has been giving away free sci-fi books down at the community center. The first twenty pages or so are pretty confusing, but it starts to pick up after that. Be sure to grab a copy before they're all gone!

Remember: If the state sheriff comes around asking about Gil Fagan, just say you haven't seen him around in a while...